Funny Health Slogans

Here are funny health slogans and sayings. These will be sure to put a smile on your face and make you giggle. Vote for the best.

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  • laughter is the best medicicine but if your laughing with no reason you need medicine!

    Ken
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  • eat right and pants won`t be tight!

    niha
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  • Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!

    Winnie loves Pewds
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  • A prune a day, keeps poop flowing the right way!

    HaHa
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  • Beans Beans, they’re good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart.

    Jen
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  • the best of exercise is to use your arms to push yourself away from the table

    lloyd matthew d. bolences
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  • eat right, or go into the light :)

    Minecraft Is Awesome
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  • double your cup double your butt

    lj
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  • an apple a day keeps the doctor away, an onion a day keeps everyone away

    455
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  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

    ms pretty
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  • If you don’t take care of your body, where else are you going to live?

    smart thinking
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  • an apple day makes potty next day

    roosti
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