Funny Life Sayings

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Here are Funny Life Sayings, Slogans and Quotes. It’s important not to take Life too seriously, this list will help lighten your mood and put a smile on your face.

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  • When nothing goes right, Go left.

    joan
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  • Push can get you almost anywhere, except through a door marked ‘pull’.

    joleene
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  • Be Jesus in the streets, and a devil in the sheets

    Danielle
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  • I take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

    harold
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  • Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

    joleene
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  • Life is uncertain – eat dessert first.

    lovinlife
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  • Life can be cruel, Life can be kind, Life can make you nearly lose your mind

    aleesha
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  • Life: Get one!

    kate
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  • Life is tough wear a helmet

    harry
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  • Don’t take life too seriously, there are no survivors anyways.

    aleesha
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  • Life is Short – Talk Fast!

    macie
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  • Life is great. (terms and conditions applied)

    Nirali
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  • Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

    lovinlife
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