Funny Safety Slogans

funny safety slogans

These Humorous and Funny Safety Slogans and Sayings will bring joy to your heart, a smile to your face while keeping safety in your mind. Be sure to vote for the best, most funny safety slogans below.

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  • Practicing Safety each day..keeps the doctor away

    Man on the Moon
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  • BE ALERT!..The world needs more lerts.

    Humorous Gal
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  • Safety goggles $15, Steel Toe Shoes $150, Hard hat $10….Coming home to your family in one piece- Priceless.

    Funny Slogans
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  • Be informed or be deformed

    Mr Sayings
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  • Accidents hurt- safety doesn’t.

    Renata
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  • Safety is no accident

    Sweetie
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  • Our aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!

    Pirate Joe
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  • I’m so safe that your mother would be bored.

    Harry
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  • Safety first… because accidents last.

    Mr Sayings
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  • There’s no place like home. Let’s get there safely

    Dorothy
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  • Drinking and driving – There are stupider things, but it’s a very short list.

    Mr Cop
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  • Safety Goggles – All in favor say EYE

    Funny man
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  • Protect your fingers, or you won’t be able to pick up your check

    Elvis
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  • The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

    Mrs. Humorous
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  • We’ve upped our safety standards, so up yours too!

    Catchy Clever
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  • The importance of electrical safety is shocking

    Angela
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  • Let safety be a sponge – soak it up

    Ariel
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  • Safety is a Frame of Mind, Get the Picture

    Captain Hook
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  • Old fire-fighters never die, they just stop arson around!

    man on a tree
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  • Luck runs out but safety is good for life.

    stranger
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  • The wishbone will never replace the backbone…Practice Safety

    Dan
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  • Your Safety gears are between your ears

    admin
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  • Avoid a mourning, acknowledge a warning

    Book Smart
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  • Better dead sure than sure dead.

    Mr Ghost
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  • Keep your kids safe. They’ll choose your nursing home

    Karen
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  • Safety isn’t expensive it’s priceless.

    Oscar
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  • Practicing ladder safety can take you to high places

    Oscar
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  • Two thumbs up for Hand safety

    Humerous Man
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  • Wear safety shoes and keep a good footing on life.

    Kevin
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  • Safe crane operation is uplifting

    Karen
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