Funny Slogans and Sayings

Here are Funny Slogans and Sayings to bring some humor into your life and brighten your mood. You can wear these slogans and sayings on t shirts, clothing and more.

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  • Forgive your enemies but don’t forget their names

    doona
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  • If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

    ryan
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  • I’m sarcastic, what’s your superpower?

    zilly
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  • Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home

    brookz
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  • I take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

    tilly
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  • Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly

    hoorah
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  • I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

    bright rayz
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  • Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you don’t move

    humorous man
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  • Life is tough wear a helmet

    funny stuff
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  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    purple gaze
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  • Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

    doona
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  • What if the Hokey Pokey is really what its all about

    zilly
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  • It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

    Arun verma
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  • I have the body of a god- Buddha

    jim
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  • Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself

    ok
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  • Everyone has photographic memory, some just don’t have film

    brookz
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  • I’m a miner, you’re a gold digger, two different things.

    tripp-y
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  • Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

    champ90
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