Funny T Shirt Slogans

Here are funny t shirt slogans and sayings that will make you do a double take and make you laugh, Vote for the best and add one of your own.

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  • Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you

    catchy sayings
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  • I’m so cool, Ice cubes are jeolous

    Izabella21
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  • Don’t be so open-minded, your brains will fall out

    100 shirts
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  • Your just jeolous because the voices only talk to me

    Mathew
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  • Better to be a Smart Ass than a Dumb Ass

    100 shirts
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  • In God we trust. All others we polygraph.

    funny guy
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  • I use to be undecisive, but now I’m not so sure

    xena
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  • Good friends don’t let you do stupid things….alone

    Miller
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  • Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I’m not listening

    Moreena
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  • Monkey See, Monkey Do, Monkey get in trouble too

    bella13
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  • I took the road less traveled, now where the hell am I?

    Polly
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