T Shirt Quotes

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Here are clever and witty T shirt Quotes and Sayings. These quotes can make you smile, laugh and think. Vote for the best.

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  • I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

    bluewave90
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  • I’m kind of a big deal

    pinkdress67
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  • Guns don’t kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do.

    sunset89
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  • Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!

    foxy
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  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    freddie345
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  • I smile because I have no idea what’s going on

    ullo78
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  • I have the body of a god- Buddha

    suzanna34
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  • How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

    blue eye shadow
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  • Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

    rennie23
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  • There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

    DIDDIBEAR
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  • People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do

    Cali98
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  • MOVE AWAY..I AM COMING

    kamna
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  • I’m sarcastic, what’s your superpower?

    honey23
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  • I don’t have a short attention span, I just, Oh look a chicken

    barbie456
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  • Be the change you want to see in the world

    sunset89
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  • After all is said and done, more is usually said than done.

    polly34
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  • The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

    Jay567
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  • Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

    shirt slogans
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  • Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself

    brownie45
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  • Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

    Cali98
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  • What if the Hokey Pokey is really what its all about

    kid at heart
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  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    rennie23
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  • Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

    wilson12
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  • Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

    cherry
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  • ma dad is my ATM..

    amna
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  • Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

    swing345
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