These funny, memorable, and eye-catching slogans for church signs are a great way to spread the word about your church. Be sure to vote for the ones you like best. Whether you are looking for a funny or moving message, you will be sure to find it in this list.
How do we make holy water? We boil the Hell out of it
God always gives the strength for the next step.
We don’t change God’s message, his message changes us!
Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water
The most powerful position is on your knees.
Wrinkled with burden? Come to church for a faith lift
To prevent sunburn use SONscreen
1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given.
Is Your Life Running On Empty? Free Fill ups Here Every Sunday!
Church Is A Hospital For Sinners…Not A Museum For Saints
A man wrapped up in himself makes for a small package.
A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn’t!
A mind fixed on God has no room for evil thoughts.
God’s season is open 24-7.
Got Jesus? It’s rough without Him.
God Promised A Safe Landing Not Smooth Sailing.
IPod? iPad? Try iPray God is listening!
Jesus is the Lord of Life. Is he the Lord of yours?
Every saint has a past every sinner has a future!
There are some questions that can’t be answered by google.
Walmart is not the only saving place.
Without the Bread of Life, you are toast!
The only way up is down on your knees
All our seats come with first class service.
If you think its hot here, imagine hell.
Stop, drop and roll won’t work in hell
“Try Jesus” If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back
A world of love makes a world of difference.
If God only wanted perfect people to do His work, nothing would ever get done.