Here are Funny Life Sayings, Slogans and Quotes. It’s important not to take Life too seriously, this list will help lighten your mood and put a smile on your face.
13 thoughts on “Funny Life Sayings”
Life can be cruel, Life can be kind, Life can make you nearly lose your mind
Don’t take life too seriously, there are no survivors anyways.
Life: Get one!
Life is tough wear a helmet
I take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila
When nothing goes right, Go left.
Life is Short – Talk Fast!
Push can get you almost anywhere, except through a door marked ‘pull’.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Life is uncertain – eat dessert first.
Life is great. (terms and conditions applied)
Be Jesus in the streets, and a devil in the sheets
Life can be cruel, Life can be kind, Life can make you nearly lose your mind
Don’t take life too seriously, there are no survivors anyways.
Life: Get one!
Life is tough wear a helmet
I take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila
When nothing goes right, Go left.
Life is Short – Talk Fast!
Push can get you almost anywhere, except through a door marked ‘pull’.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Life is uncertain – eat dessert first.
Life is great. (terms and conditions applied)
Be Jesus in the streets, and a devil in the sheets