Funny Slogans and Sayings

18 thoughts on “Funny Slogans and Sayings”

1. Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly

   hoorah
   
   

2. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you don’t move

   humorous man
   
   

3. Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home

   brookz
   
   

4. Everyone has photographic memory, some just don’t have film

   brookz
   
   

5. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

   ryan
   
   

6. Life is tough wear a helmet

   funny stuff
   
   

7. I take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

   tilly
   
   

8. Forgive your enemies but don’t forget their names

   doona
   
   

9. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

   doona
   
   

10. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    purple gaze
    
    

11. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

    bright rayz
    
    

12. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself

    ok
    
    

13. I have the body of a god- Buddha

    jim
    
    

14. What if the Hokey Pokey is really what its all about

    zilly
    
    

15. I’m sarcastic, what’s your superpower?

    zilly
    
    
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17. Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

    champ90
    
    

18. I’m a miner, you’re a gold digger, two different things.

    tripp-y
    
    

19. It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

    Arun verma