Funny Slogans and Sayings

18 thoughts on “Funny Slogans and Sayings”

1. Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly

2. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you don’t move

3. Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home

4. Everyone has photographic memory, some just don’t have film

5. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

6. Life is tough wear a helmet

7. I take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

8. Forgive your enemies but don’t forget their names

9. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

10. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

11. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

12. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself

13. I have the body of a god- Buddha

14. What if the Hokey Pokey is really what its all about

15. I’m sarcastic, what’s your superpower?

16. Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

17. I’m a miner, you’re a gold digger, two different things.

18. It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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