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Funny Slogans and Sayings

Posted on July 13, 2012

Here are Funny Slogans and Sayings to bring some humor into your life and brighten your mood. You can wear these slogans and sayings on t shirts, clothing and more.

18 thoughts on “Funny Slogans and Sayings”

  1. hoorah says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly

  2. humorous man says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you don’t move

  3. brookz says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home

  4. brookz says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:15 am

    Everyone has photographic memory, some just don’t have film

  5. ryan says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:16 am

    If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

  6. funny stuff says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:16 am

    Life is tough wear a helmet

  7. tilly says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:16 am

    I take life with a grain of salt…plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

  8. doona says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:16 am

    Forgive your enemies but don’t forget their names

  9. doona says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:16 am

    Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

  10. purple gaze says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:17 am

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  11. bright rayz says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:17 am

    I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

  12. ok says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:17 am

    Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself

  13. jim says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:17 am

    I have the body of a god- Buddha

  14. zilly says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:18 am

    What if the Hokey Pokey is really what its all about

  15. zilly says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:18 am

    I’m sarcastic, what’s your superpower?

  16. champ90 says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:18 am

    Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

  17. tripp-y says:
    October 25, 2012 at 4:10 am

    I’m a miner, you’re a gold digger, two different things.

  18. Arun verma says:
    March 2, 2013 at 7:25 am

    It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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