Funny Work Slogans
When Work gets too serious it can help to hear some humor to brighten your day. These humorous and Funny Work Slogans and Sayings will be sure to put a smile on your face.
When Work gets too serious it can help to hear some humor to brighten your day. These humorous and Funny Work Slogans and Sayings will be sure to put a smile on your face.
You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.
Procrastinates unite!..tomorrow
Chaos, Panic, Disorder! My work here is done
I let my haters be my motivates
My job is secure..nobody wants it
OK a monkey could do my job, but I was here first
You don’t have to be crazy to work here…but it helps!
I’m not bossy I just know what you should be doing
I use to be driven but I pulled over
Work: That annoying time between naps and coffee breaks
My office has a staff infection
In God we Trust…Everyone else must document
Don’t let the coffee fool you, I’m still asleep
I have a serious case of Monday
Do not disturb: I’m feeding my virtual sheep
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
Nothing will work unless you do
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.